If I were a boy is such a nice song, and the way beyonce sang it makes the song doubly good.

BUT BUT BUT

I think I can do a better job.

IF I WERE A GIRL – Chengsiong


If I were a girl even just for a day
I’d watch gossip girl in the morning
And whenever I wanted

And go shopping with the girls
And look for high heels
I’d buy it with out much thinking
And I’d snatch with an auntie for it
CAUSE I WANTED THE HEELS

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
How it feels to be BRAZIL-ED
I swear it’d be super pain

I’d listen to him
Cause I know how it hurts
When you miss the match you wanted
Cause she’s hogging on the remote
And every match you bet got KANTONGed

If I were a girl
I would go manicure
Tell everyone it’s broken
So they’d think that I painted it myself

I’d put lipstick first
And mascara as I go
Cause I know that he’d be dulan
Waiting for me to go out, to go out

If I were a girl,
I think I could understand
How it feels to PMS
I swear I’d eat a better pill

I’d listen to him
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the match you punted
‘Cause she’s blaming on the period
And every match you bet got KANTONGed

It’s a little to late for you to go out
Say it’s just an hour
Think I’d forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you’re just a girl
You don’t understand
And you don’t understand, oh
How it feels to win a match
Someday you dreamt you were Ronaldo

You don’t bet on a match
You don’t care how it works
Until you lose the match you betted
Cause you’re hogging on the remote
And every match you bet got KANTONGed
But you’re just a girl

ran out of idea towards the end. hahahaha hope you like it :p

this shall mark the resurrection of my blog. stay tuned! bookmark me, RSS me, favourite me, whatever me i will try to update more often heh heh

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